Old Man He was the man who knew everything. The Old Man's age was never really known but his existence seemed to go on forever. Due to his extreme old age, he collected a very large knowledge base. He never chose sides and would help whoever came to him for assistance. He introduced Prince Luke to the Ultimate Ball and he introduced Chess Piece Face to the Ultimate Ball of Evil. Rumor has it, that due to his extreme age, the Old Man has suffered many heart attacks but none have slowed him down yet. The Old Man enjoys nothing more than meditating and enjoying a good cigar.

Film(s): Juicy Raoul: And the Dead Chimp in a Space Helmet and Juicy Raoul: And the Legend of Chess Piece Face
Actor(s): Bobby Buten