Ninja Turtle

  It was the pregnant man with a bad English accent's mistress. The question has been asked, what possibly could break up the perfect marriage? Well, a ninja turtle obviously. Just look what it did to Ed and Maddy. Ninja Turtle wasn't just your run of the mill family wrecker, no, it was a giant toy that could drive a van. Ninja Turtle also had the power to impregnate men, which is no easy task. Ninja Turtle was a wicked thing and really had no heart. Bad, bad Ninja Turtle.

Film(s): Juicy Raoul: And the Pregnant Man with a Bad English Accent
Actor(s): None