King He was the royalty who commissioned bounty hunters to track down the Holy Ale 8. In a time when everything was sacred, nothing was more satisfying to a dry mouth than an Ale 8. That was the reason the King enlisted the help of his two bounty hunters, Fred and Barney, to seek out the bad guys who stole his Holy Ale 8 and return it to him. Not only did the King have an incredibly good taste is beverages but he was also a very neat ruler. Whenever his crown got the least bit dirty he would promptly sent it to the cleaners. The King did have a bit of a speech impediment but it didn't matter because he was the king. I mean, it's good to be the king.

Film(s): Juicy Raoul: And the Search for the Holy Ale 8
Actor(s): Jeremy Chisenhall