A Ninja Turtle! Of course who else would be hiding out in the woods? You know you got to watch yourself, however, because the last time you ran across a Ninja Turtle you woke up the next morning pregnant. You decide it would be safer to turn around with your eyes closed so you don't get turned on to the Ninja Turtle like last time. When you turn around you suddenly feel a breeze. You remove your hands from your eyes and look down to see the bottom half of your body has been chopped off. Sorry 'bout it, your adventure ends here!

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